RHYME TIME #2 - Provo, UT ============================================= Moms and Dads: Mom feeds me healthy breakfasts-- Grape-Nuts and Special K. It shows me that she loves me; I guess that's just her way. But when she goes out shopping And I'm in charge of lunch, I find my secret food stash, And gorge on Cap'n Crunch. -- alanyst ------------ Colors: Blue is the color of the sky, Red is the color of a cherry pie. Yellow is the color of the leaves, as they shake upon the trees. White is the color of the snow, but this year, we wouldn't know! Black is the color of the night, when it may give you a fright. Green is the color on line number ten, which means it is time to end. -- BrighamMatta -------------- Finding a cache: I'm hunting and I'm searching Yes in the dark I'm lurking I know my Vista's working So where can the cache be? -- KnR ------------- Earning a living: Talking to the metal, Making it whine. Taking home a paycheck That gives me a dime. -- DVLCDR ------------ Making Popcorn: Flops, hops, sops, cops I like the sound of corn when it pops bunch, crunch, munch, punch I like to eat it for my lunch -- Schmidt-Family -------------- Riding on a Train: Riding a train Can make you insane If you are late for your plane with your friend Elaine -- Lunker, Minnow and Guppy ------------ Monsters: I think there are monsters under my bed so I'll quickly put my pillow over my head hopefully after I fall asleep out of my room they will creep. -- The Simpson&JeeperDad ------------- Romance: When she walks by, it's like a barn dance. She's so cute, in her store bought pants. It's plain though, I aint got no chance. So thats why, I just dream bout ROMANCE. -- cracker100 ------------ The Tooth Fairy: Tooth fairy, tooth fairy, where were you last night? I sure could have used you after my fight. Tooth fairy, tooth fairy, you snuggle-puss you, I had a tooth rash and all you left was this cache. -- Palmyra ------------ Colors: The grass is so green The sky is so blue My thoughts are of spring and all I must do. -- Missing Link -------------- First (geocaching) Date: Tapping a Ravine, we today found, as we fell and slipped, on snowy wet ground. -- Ad0or --------------- The Tooth Fairy: Tooth fairy, tooth fairy, were where you last night? I sure could have used you after my fight. Tooth fairy, tooth fairy, you snuggle-puss you, I had a tooth rash and all you left was this cache. -- Palmyra --------------- Driving a Truck: We're riding in the big red truck, not always having the best of luck. We're having a super fun time, finding treasures and making the climb. The little little kids love the hunt, but don't like being called the runt. Thanks for all the fun caches, we love finding your stashes. -- Mach90 -------------- Moving Out: The sun is setting in the west The spring time warmth broke the gout The sparrow busy in it's nest San Antonio is calling, time to be moving out -- DespicableD2 ---------------- Combing Your Hair: As a lad so long ago, I loved to comb and comb my hair. Now as a man this thing I know, You cannot comb what isn't there. -- Leroy ----------------- Stargazing: As I look at stars at night. And see the Milky Way so bright. I wonder if it is so good to live on the outskirts of this nieborhood. -- kimbest ------------------ Animals: Our house has seen cats for thirty years It shows the wear their claws can bear The damage I've seen has brought me tears So why oh why do we love them so? -- brownbag -------------- Dinosaurs: Thought I would be a dino hunter Instead I am a cache hunter Bones I sought to find Instead I log a find -- Mondou2 ---------------- Shoveling Snow: I walked from home to find a cache the snow started falling so I made a mad dash without shovel in one hand nor detector in the other I now know why they all said, why bother? -- GeoEric ----------------- Tying a Tie: Tying a tie is hard to do go ask your mom and she'll help you (by Riley, unassisted, age 7) -- coyotee ----------------- Washing a Car: I wash my car in the yard. But, I wish it wasn't so hard. Geocaching leaves mud, so I'll use some more sud(s), and go out again with my pard.(ner) -- Cannonlaw ------------------ Taking a Bath: Splish, splash I was taking a bath For tonight I have to look my best. I am going to see my gal tonight so I am wearing my pearl studded vest. She kind of digs this western wear So I have cleaned up my cowboy hat. Shined up my boots, polished my spurs Tonight it's worth all of that. -- Scubadog ---------------- Hammering a Nail: Intruments of torture are hammer and nail which you must agree, when you've heard my tale. For I had great need to join two bits of wood but alas lacked the glue (or duct tape) that could. So desperate was I that for sure lost my mind and grabbed hammer and nail, (it was all I could find). Adrenalin surged forth and my confidence it grew. and any discretion, out the window it flew. I lined up wood, placed the nail right and plumb gave one might heave - - - and flattened my thumb. -- highlandpiper ------------------ Shopping: After a day of caching with the wife, she mentioned Can we go to the mall and just look around? As that happened my smile soon turned to a frown. She said if you want you can stay in the car, honey As she reached in my wallet and pulled out all my money. -- dryfly2669 ----------------- Whittling: I sat down one fine winter's day with gum in my mouth and a knot to whittle. What's that mist you say; Is it shavings or snow? Why no, it's merely my spittle. -- DorkTeam6 ---------------- Springtime: In Utah the wheather is fickle, For Spring I wouldn't give a nickel. Summer green and blue afternoons, Icecream satisfaction looms, A bite can't but often a lick'll. -- Chindii ---------------- Hula Hoops: Round. Red, yellow, purple, and blue. Cherry, banana, grape, and bubble gum too! Kids really love 'um, are they Kellogg's Fruit Loops? No! These fun toys are scented Hula Hoops! -- kkellogg ---------------- Playing the Guitar: There once was a boy with a guitar, Who dreamed of becoming a star, He practiced all night, 'Til the morning's first light, But sadly, he never got far. -- KaseyDH ------------------ The Tooth Fairy: The Tooth Fairy comes in the middle of the night To the kids with no teeth that can’t even bite. The kids have no teeth just empty spaces The Tooth Fairy leaves money in the teeth places. The kids now have lots of money to buy a big steak The Tooth Fairy has no money and can only buy cake. The kids with all the money have no teeth to chew And The Tooth Fairy has teeth and can only afford to eat stew. -- A&N CARLSON ------------------- Favorite Hobby: I love to hit every cache, When a new one is out, I do dash, But when I'm chasin' a nut, And the cache kicks my butt, It's all a great pain in the ash. -- Eurastus ------------------- Golf: Keep your head down and your eye on the ball Is a rule of golf from the profession class But when I follow in there steps I fall right on my---------….Butt -- LT&crew ------------------ Drinking a Soda: On a planet far far away Was a Jedi named Yoda And when I watch star wars I'm drinking a soda. -- Leemann ----------------- Planting a Garden: Took an hour to find this thing And so to honor this season of Spring I chose Planting a Garden (23) as my theme. This year we really must think small Since moving into the condo last fall Our yard is really not-at-all. We may put something in a pot And put it somewhere on the lot But as a garden it's not-so-hot. -- 39Geezer ---------------- ???: I have a bad habit, or so says my wife it's really not normal, and causes her strife. Some people would say, it may be a fetish. The fact of the matter, I like to pet fish. -- robinhood7 ----------------- Driving a Truck: our chevy was green and had a five speed stick light in back, so on washboard roads boy did it kick had no radio and no four wheel drive so on some of those backroads I was sure terrified but we never turned over and only twice got stuck last summer in the range crew green fleet truck. -- Ford Alpha --------------- Raising Kids: My kids are angels but you see They aren't as angelic As I'd like them to be. -- jkwaite89 --------------- Honesty: Came by to do this Geo C. With my main gal pal Shania T. Took nothing and left a fifty. I think you'll find it plain to see. Why I chose to do a poem on Honesty!!! -- jaxdman --------------- Wiping Your Nose: Everyone knows That wiping your nose Requires a tissue and maybe 2 blows. -- Moab Moonlight --------------- Wiping Your Nose: When wiping your nose Pants will work So will a shirt But I prefer toes -- vwbuscouple --------------- Changing A Tire: My dad taught me to change a tire. He is a stud and not a liar. He always liked to play with me. And shook me so bad I had to pee. -- egm5 --------------- Telling a lie: I'd hate to be caught telling a lie. About the real reason that I came by. I'm not good at rhymes. Now or at any times. Mainly I just want my cache count high. -- Wild George -------------- Waiting in traffic: In my truck, I do sit, because two cars have hit. If people would learn how to signal a turn down the road we might get. -- utbob2 --------------- Exercising: Exercising is work It's not much fun unless your geocaching on the run! -- Cache Crazy --------------- Doing A Dumb Thing: Don't you just hate it when off you go, The dumbest of routes that of the crow. Out on a rock face or fighting with trees, Swamps full of leaches scraped up knees. Cursing that crow down low and up high, One of the days that crows gonna die! Terrain rating of two I made it a five, Now having succeeded a feeling of pride. Finally finding that cache that was very well hid Saying: that was the dumbest thing that I ever did. -- roadstr ------------------ Catching a Cold: We sniffle we sneeze where down on our knees crawling around the house asking PLEASE. -- Damenace ------------------ Sleeping: Jeep Wranglers are red Violets are blue. I’d rather be sleeping, How about you? -- RedWrangler ---------------- Reading a book: Work is over, the day is done. Now reading a book, that's what I call fun. There is only thing better than reading a book It's finding a GEO Cache, and taking a look! -- Treasure Battz --------------- Lightning: What a sight to watch at night The the flashes of light that make the night so bright sitting there in awe and wonder thinking if I need to be under cover. -- Porter Rockwell --------------- Flying in a plane for the first time: This is really quite a thrill, I never thought I might, But here I am above the seat, Flying in my flight. -- warden_of_light --------------- Shaving: Shaving is fun shaving is great It's on of the little things I don't Hate except when I get careless and slip. Those straight edge razors can really take off your lip. Shaving is not something you can do quick, Take your time or you'll get a nick and bleed all over your nice clean shirt before work. -- RollerCoasterTycoon --------------- Football: We are from Wyoming and watch the Wyoming Cowboys play Some days it is hot in Laramie and some days it is not We sit through the games in the day Some days they play hot and some days they play not too hot to trot -- TH&G --------------- Raking leaves: Raking leaves is fun to do They crinkle, crackle, and inspire. Throw a match on, smell them burn, Family tradition, autumn's fire. -- Me & Bucky --------------- Honesty: I used to lie but now I don't. I uncrossed my fingers and crossed my toes. -- Harv --------------- Eating Apples: Eating apples is hard to beat some are bitter some are sweet but each one makes a tasty treat. -- progman88 --------------- Whittling: Whittling reminds me of days so fine Maple, oak, birch, and pine. The memories will always linger, because whittling cost me my index finger. -- Spectrus ---------------- Raising Children: I tomd my daughter not to fib, For doing so is bad. Her response to me was quick and glib, "Let's talk about Santa, Dad." -- utahrc ---------------- Oh crud: why do I have to rhyme? I feel is is such a crime, I think i'm gonna go and suck on a lime. -- Proximus Centauri ----------------- FENCES: Fences, And Benches, You can sit upon them both. If you sit on a bench, Your mind, it will decide. But, if you sit upon a fence, Your mind, it will divide! -- MrGrubstake ------------------- Caching: w/ my dog, we found the cache, signed the log, and took no stash. -- W/ my dog ------------------- Solving A Crime: Reports of possible liter In the bushes nearby Compelled us to investigate ..A red-topped container And then wonder why It was placed there just so With odd trinkets inside A book of odd names Where they in on the know? We had to decide Was this a crime or ..just fun and games And report to Sir Gerald Our findings in verse It wasn't really a crime .. but perhaps... ...just a little perverse. -- SpiderTracks ------------------- Singing a song: La luh la ray bim bam la dime! What do we do to pass the time? Sometimes we sing or make up a rhyme! Fie fah la rah, sue a jex! Often our son makes requests. So we just do our best. Ooh me oh my lard! Tho' it can be hard; We're not the Bard. La luh fah dee due! What shall we do? It's tough to write songs that rhyme! -- dnuffer ----------------------- Bird watching: We saw a bird in the sky, A rare species, according to my eye. Having binoculors helped, Because I soon contradicted myself, It was just a common Magpie! -- G'n,G (Goose, and Giraffe) ----------------------- Swallowing a pill: There once was a man who thought he was ill. His doctor said to swallow a pill. The man swallowed it quick, and had a choking fit. The doctor just smiled and handed him the bill. -- SuperTrooperLS ---------------------- Baseball: I suck at ryming. I suck at baseball Ryming takes timing. Baseball takes a baseball. -- Mazellan_Trailblazer --------------------- Poem: I knew a girl who was brown-eyed. She got mad at me for I had lied. She hit my arm, and caused much harm - So much that I certainly died. -- SanJoseBeanNazi ---------------------- Caching Fun: While driving home from work today, I saw this cache along my way. My heart did flips, My mind did flops, My feet on to the ground did drop. My eyes looked left, My eyes looked right, I searched the shrubs with all my might. Some moments later, I did find, A treasure, pleasing to my mind. Thanks dear cachers, for all the glee Your caches always give to me. -- bunkerdave ------------------- Falling in Love: A look, a smile and a stumble Head over heals and Falling in love. But oh, what a wonderful tumble. -- qjandj ------------------- Mowing the Lawn: tra la la boom dee ay I mowed my lawn today It would not stop growing So I commenced to mowing. -- bug'n'boo -------------------- Vacation: Our first time caching in Utah, What lovely scenery we saw. Now it's time for us to go, So....... -- Dzlbug -------------------- Changing a Light Bulb: When your bulb goes out, and it's looking dim You know who you need, so you better call him He doesn't need ladders or stools, or a stave He just stands there and changes it, he's BUNKERDAVE. -- bunkerdave --------------------- Shaving: In the morning I like to shave, then style my hair with "Rave." Bunkerdave, what is a "Stave?" -- fishnfinder --------------------- Saving money: There was a lady named Heather who liked to spend money in bad weather She comes from Tacoma , thats where you can find her homa so thanks to the rain saving money was a pain. -- 2flowers ---------------------- Casting a Vote: If you don't go out such a simple thing to punch a card oh, this is hard then you can sit at home but don't you pout! -- FrogTracks ------------------------ Drinking a Soda: I like to drink a soda from time again to now My favorite kind is Mtn. Dew Man I need to find a drink somehow -- Nautical --------------------- Doing Homework: Schroedinger baffles me despite all my might my calculator wont mind It's my GPS's turn tonight Planks constant can kiss my American rear I say to the miss as I try to steer When it's sunny outside it's my time to rebel think I'm doing my homework? there's no chance in... -- Rye Brye ----------------------- BAD WEATHER: THE WEATHER IS BAD IT MAKES ME SO SAD BUT LIFE STILL GOES ON -- THE DUDE ------------------------- Getting a hug: Roses are red violets are blue I need a hug How about you? A hug a kiss an embrass goodbye we'll see you again before the first snow fly. Study hard Don't you mope Mom will be back in October so you can have hope. -- Cole59, TO MY DAUGHTER (at BYU, first stanza by my wife) ------------------------- BYU Football: Today is the first football game. I really hope it isn't lame. If we lose, that would be a shame, Because we are playing Notre Dame! -- mars explorer --------------------------- Making a Wish: When you wish upon a star Do not do it in your car, Driving down the road for fun Running over everyone. Do not do it in the shower Blowing bubbles by the hour, Looking like a pitted prune As you sing your tuneless tune. When you wish upon a star Do it, do it from afar. Gazing with someone so dear, Feeling happy that they're near. -- bumblebe ----------------------------- Saving Money: Saving money is my favorite thing to do I like knowing I have money for a rainy day, or two Unless,Of course, you have a wife like me Who spends all she cans on a shopping spree Then that's when saving money is just a nice thought And my house is filled with all the things that she's bought. -- Chevums ----------------------------- Watching TV: Survivor, Frasier, Will and Grace Are entertainment for the human race Trays, dinners, and guides help us to be Lazy couch potatoes while we watch the TV -- Ramblin Rover ---------------------------- Animals: Peanut, Peanut is not a frog, Peanut, Peanut wrote this log, Peanut, Peanut is not a hog, Peanut, Peanut is our DOG!! -- PeanutsParents --------------------------- Getting a Ticket: Flying down the road I failed to stop Just my luck there was a cop He pulled me over with a great big smile I knew I'd be stuck there for quite a while You ran that stop sign he said with a grin I'll make sure you don't do that again With his ticket book in hand and a quick little wink He pulled out his handcuffs and I was off to the clink -- ghostcat2 -------------------------------- A Joke: I'd like to say to everyone hi, My buddy told me a joke, oh my, Well just to all, I can't go and lie, my buddies joke was just so dry. -- 13buck13 ---------------------------- Geocaching: We love to go GEOCACHING, is really is so smashing. When you get out and find a treasure, its hard to believe you can get such a pleasure. -- Malibucrew ------------------------------ Geocaching: Geocaching after dark has got to be an art For everytime I go it seems things go so slow! -- Pollo_loco69 ---------------------------- Hitting a Ball: Hitting a Ball is not hard at all. If your as good as zach you will be able to give it a good smack. -- S.T. Zach ----------------------------- Changing A Tire: Changing a tire could be lots of fun, If your name is NOT "Blunder Bum". It should be quick and could be a mess, But with some help there should be no stress. I have had to do this a time or two, But it's still a chore that I hate to do. To sum this up, It is NO FUN Because our name is "Blunder Bums". -- Blunder Bums ------------------------------ My poem: To some it comes so easy, like they've not a single care. With others it takes work, occurances are rare. It's odd that one would do this, after hiking many a mile, yet after a hard goal's reached, you're sure to wear a smile. -- mendy_biker -------------------------------- Weather: Went out to do some caching The wind started blowing Then it started snowing Found the cache Returned it to its stash Decided it was time For a burrito With fresh squezed lime. -- mcbice ------------------------------- Teaching: My occupation is to teach But sometimes it feels more like preach They're five turning six They really can mix And my PATIENCE stretches it's reach!! -- T-Waddle ------------------------------ Telling a Lie: "A man should never tell a lie" So said our Founding Fathers But Truth today in Politics? ... No one even bothers! -- minerals44 ------------------------------- Deja-vu: Say, don't I know you? You, with those eyes of blue, Didn't we meet in 2002? Or, alas, is it just deja-vu? -- Roger and Wilco ----------------------------------- Going to school: Going to school is not that fun Sometimes they make you run When it's hot outside in the sun It makes me sweat a ton -- Wild Will ------------------------------------- Freedom: freedom to travel freedom to drive freedom to fly freedom to skydive freedom to boat freedom to sail freedom to snorkel and swim with a whale freedom to climb freedom to hike explore trails on horseback or even a bike experience the world freedom's quite smashing experience each town now that's geocaching -- freedomfocused ------------------------------------ Jumping Rope: After jumping rope, don't be a dope. Take a shower, and use some soap. -- Thibious ----------------------------------- The Poem: Dont be lame remaining tame is winning the game -- BlinkImage ---------------------------------- DINOSAURS: They lived a long, long time ago, How many years? I do not know. But some were big, and some were small; Some even were 10 stories tall. They ran and flew and climbed and swum; Some were smart, but most were dumb. They all got sick (it was thorasic) That's why they died in the Jurrasic. -- shnabkibe ------------------------------------ Playing Frisbee: We like to frisbee with our dog near the cache because she's a fat hog -- kingcarl24 --------------------------------- Answering the Phone: I answered the phone too late I missed a call from my date I called her back She gave me no slack So now I'm sitting here on a Saturday night with nothing to do. -- Granite of StoneSoup ----------------------------------- The Tooth Fairy: Here I sit in this deposition, While the plaintiff goes off on grand exposition, Of his horrible losses of all that is dear, From that 5 mile an hour bump in the rear. Constant pain forever, in that thing, whatever it is, Made him loose his great job of two weeks at Convergys. Before the terrible crash, his life was so grand, He was the star of the ball team, and also the band. Never mind the only damage was a scratch, His thinking is all muddled, feels thick as thatch. But he'll tell you before his future was bright, promising and airy, All of which we believe, as much as the tooth fairy. -- Thorn Cachers --------------------------------- Doing Dumb Things: Geocaching is lots of fun in a hundred degrees it's really dumb we found the cache, we signed the log even though we sweat like a dog -- incrediboy ---------------------------------- The Tooth Fairy: As I slept with my tooth below, I dreamed of tooth fairy's flying low, When I awoke my tooth was gone, To my dismay I got a lump of coal? -- Bean Stompers Hunt4Fun ----------------------------------- Bird Watching: Watching birds is really sweet How I love to hear them tweet Momma Owl gave a hoot We gave her the boot -- Momma Owl ---------------------------------- Football: Hornfrogs are purple. Cougars are blue. I'm in mourning, How about you? -- Cervine girls ------------------------------ Falling in love: Falling in love is hard to do, Oh hiw I sit, and fret, and stew. But when I finaly find someone, We will realy have some fun. -- geogadget ------------------------------ Remote Control: I have a little black box, It's as cute as it can be. When I click upon the buttons, The whole world, I can see. -- Clodbuster 2 ------------------------------- TAKING A BATH: Taking a bath Is what the English do But they use the toilets When they need to go poo. -- bcpkcr --------------------------------- Shoveling snow: I shovle my driveway into one great big heap right in the middle cuz I drive a Jeep -- 87XJ -------------------------------- Christmas Eve: (This can be sung to "Jingle Bells" starting at "Dashing through the snow ....") Early Christmas Eve Already getting sour The kids keep asking us Is it the "present" hour? What will we do all day To make the hours pass? I know, let's get our gps And let's go find a cache! Oh, Christmas Eve, Christmas Eve You pass much too slow We cannot open presents now So caching we will go. -- hobbycache --------------------------------- Untitled: Just standing around, whistling a song, Trying to look like I belong. "Quick hide the cache, here comes a cop!" "Hello, Officer, why did you stop?" "Nope, not doing anything funny, Just standing around whistling for some money!" -- AZN Striker --------------------------------- Changing a tire: Driving along - Jammin' some Marley, I crane my neck to get a look at a Harley. POP! THUD! WOOSH! I ran over a nail. Now I must pull over lest my mission fail. I got out the car, the damage to assess, I was getting kind of angry, I must confess. I look in the boot for a tire, full of air, Then I realized, the flat tire WAS MY SPARE!! -- mstatedawg ----------------------------------- Animals: Feline, canine, reptile and hares Varmint, fish, fowl and bears Some will make for a GR8 pet Others, not a pet on a bet! Herbivore, carnivore and some even cannibal Yes indeed, they are all types of ANIMALS -- GR8GPN ---------------------------------- Stop Smoking!: Smoking Is Bad, Smoking's No Good; If You Don't Quit, You'll End Up A Hood! -- Fire Elemental ------------------------------------- Peace and Quiet: There once was a couple named Wyatt Who were lokking for more peace and quiet. While on vacation They found a location, and then told their realtor, "We'll buy it!" -- Old_Scouter -------------------------------------- Cheaters Never Win: Cheaters never win so let's try again. Now that I know it I will not blow it. A Rhyme that I chime should make up my time -- Cheaters24 -------------------------------------- Waiting in Traffic: Waiting in traffic is a great big pain Especially when a semi is blocking your lane You have caches to find, you can't afford to wait It gets on your nerves; like being late for a date Waiting in traffic just plain sucks! Sitting in lines of cars and big trucks Tail-lights on for a far as you can see While caches lie waiting, under rocks and in trees Caching and Traffic is a horrible mix We'd rather be tromping around in the sticks Searching out that next cache to add to the count Keeping up with GR8GPN is a task that's in doubt! -- The_Simpsons ------------------------------------------- Mowing the lawn: I go to work from light til dark, one of my jobs is mowing the parks. Now work is done so its home I go there is one more chore the lawns to mow. -- Filthybeast ------------------------------------------ Raising kids: When they handed out the task of Raising Kids, They should have thought to hand out instructional Vids, Cause Heaven knows, They keep you on your toes. -- Paramagic ----------------------------------------- An Apple: Crunch, Crunch,I like to munch on this a bunch until I reach the core, then i don't want it anymore. Green or red you can eat it in bed or share with fred instead. Crisp and neat is the kind of natural treat I like to eat in the day or while I play. Look and see! You can pick it from a tree and eat it on one knee or take a bite while you fly a kite. Sometimes sweet, sometimes sour you can eat it any hour of any day, anyway. -- sunburn -------------------------------------- Getting married: Getting married? Don't be a dope! Save your money - go elope! We sure did it - no regrets! Took our chances, placed our bets. Nine years later? Wedded bliss! Come here Root - give me a kiss! -- Rootner and The Mrs. ---------------------------------------- Telling a Lie: As a lawyer I am an expert on What it takes to tell a lie for money The trick is setting the other side So that they can tell any lie they want And still get caught by all the other lies and my side has already won! -- Shaker-slc --------------------------------------- Getting a ticket: wanted to take a drive outside so I hit the great outdoors didnt see the cop who liked to hide who was obviously way too bored oops guess I was too snide to the cop whom liked to hide so I got a ticket that day the judge just took my DL away! -- Zissou intern -------------------------------------- Answering the phone: I hear it ringing in my pocket And try to grab it really quick - Careful now, if I bump or knock it, I'll hang up on you when it flips! -- hobbycachegirl ------------------------------------- The Shadow of Death: The Shadow of death lingers here and there, Watching those young and old alike. As it hunts those who's time has come, The Shadow of death comes and goes as a shadow would with each passing day and night. The shadow of death is everywhere, It is in the light and in the dark. It creeps to the beat of an old ones heart. It slithers to the beat of a young ones time that has come too early; The Shadow of death will come in time for all. -- Sledder1 ---------------------------------------- Fishy, Fishy: Fishy fishy in the brook won't you bite my little hook -- Iceman628 ----------------------------------- Bedtime Stories: Bedtime stories when kids go to sleep in their beds they best keep only one story they get to hear about geocaching somewhere near. Our first geocache that we found with us we brought our dog who is not a hound but instead she is a pug and all she says is ug ug. -- jnnknght Doing a Dumb Thing: picking your nose while driving your car makes people stare and drive really far i'm sure the other drivers think what do they do with that boogie stink are they going to stick it in their kids diaper or fling it so it sticks to my windsheild wiper? -- jnnknght --------------------------------------- The Tooth Fairy: When I lose my little "toofah" Under the pillow it will go Then the Tooth Fairy gives me dough! -- toofah ---------------------------------------- Smiling: A smile is as cheery as birdsong in spring. It chases sad feelings away. So please be aware that if you can share, A smile can brighten a day. -- UtahJean ---------------------------------------- Making a list: We made our list of place to go. Hidden treasures we did find all over the place. Some we found fast & other were slow. When the young one found them, oh the look on his face. All was good when we followed our list. -- TellFamily -------------------------------------- Making a list: The washing, the shopping The ironing, the mopping, The cleaning, the popping, The scrubbing, the whopping. With all the things I must do, I must make a list Unless I get them all done, I’ll never get kissed. So, I’ll work with clench fist To be kissed, I’ll persist. On top of the list is to be kissed, At the bottom of the list a kiss, I’ll insist. -- Reed Mapper ------------------------------------------------- Finding a Cache: The information we were fed, Led us to believe the lid was red. We were pretty much taken aback, When we discovered the lid is really black. -- Superbee ----------------------------------------- Hitting a Ball: It's World Cup time and the entire hall is watching Brazil kick the foot ball. Hitting the ball into the net for this team is a sure bet. Will they lose or will they win? Find out on the news tonight at ten. -- heptaventurers ---------------------------------------------- Knitting a Scarf: I see my mom knitting a scarf, I say, gee i want to barf. I put my hands up over my mouth, I tried to say "oh crap"...RALF!!! -- InstantBradley ------------------------------------------ The Tooth Fairy: My nephew has a tooth that wiggles It makes him get the giggles. It's ripe and ready to come out, Touch it and you'll see him pout. We pulled it and he sure did hollar, But man did he sure love that dollar! -- fly_boy10 ------------------------------------------- Shoveling Snow: When young, I used to shovel snow. But it wasn't good for earning dough. And winter wind would often blow. It really was quite cold. -- TThurston -------------------------------------- Making a Wish: Oh how I long to make a wish! That this dang broken wrist Would be healed already So my typing could be steady! -- BornAgain -------------------------------------- Hitting a Ball: Get on o'er here y'all Now isn't the tIme for books Why do you have such a silly look School is _______ and such a _________ Come on lets make haste It's time we were hitting a ball! -- 001man --------------------------------------- Untitled: Caching is fun, caching is rad, especially when I'm on a 24 hour cache with my Dad. -- scottypipery --------------------------------------- Untitled: Went out for a 24 hour cache, Ran quickly, might say we dashed, Found a lot of caches today, had a lot of fun, what can you say?? -- BrandCO ---------------------------------------- Riding a Train: While riding a train it begins to rain why oh why didn't we fly in a plane? Because our family really loves trains! -- ajloveless1 ---------------------------------------- Untitled: The topic I chose was letter, It says I need to rhyme so I guess I better, I could write it with a feather, On perhaps even on leather..... -- caverspencer ---------------------------------------- Knitting a Scarf: I see my mom knitting a scarf I say gee...I want to barf I put my hands up over my mouth I tried to say "Oh crap......ralph!!!" -- kimballbud ----------------------------------------- Kissing a boy: I often get tuckered, when my lips (for hours) have been puckered. But the thing I would really miss, Would be if my man I couldn't kiss! -- Geo_ECR ----------------------------------------- Swallowing a Pill: I don't mean to seem curt, but this kind of thing can hurt. I think it was meant for a horse, So I'll have to use brute force. -- Geo_MSR ---------------------------------------------- Baseball: No other man has drawn such ire, with explitives shouted in protests so dire. So what has led him to live such a fate? Such is life, standing behind the plate. God have mercy on the lonely umpire. -- DrJay -------------------------------------------- RAKING LEAVES: Good topic for this time of year Winter comes soon - have no fear Then the leaves will all disappear. -- Basset --------------------------------------------- Tying a tie: tying a tie is easy but sometimes it looks cheesy thats why i buy the easy tying tie so i won't look cheesy -- klofley ---------------------------------------------- Dinosaurs: It is a good thing all the Dinosaurs is all dead Because they if they chase you and bite off your head And if this happened you would surely be dead So you can all rest easy and go to bed -- robbdogg120 ------------------------------------------- Exercising: When out geocaching I get exercise When sitting on the couch I get a larger size It's better to be geocaching and make my wife happy. -- Gone hikin ------------------------------------------ Untitled: I need to wash my car, because there is so much tar, Now there is no more. -- Reeses's pieces ------------------------------------------- Untitled: Utes are red Cougars are blue The game's over now Yea BYU! -- alphawalker ------------------------------------------