RHYME TIME #5 - Fruitland, ID ============================================= Finding a cache: I was first to find This odd little micro cache Fifth one of its kind -- blacksun ---------------- Untitled: A monster named Ned Lives under your bed. His stomach is red; He smells like he's dead. Quick, hand him some bread With marmalade spread! If he isn't fed He'll nibble your head! -- RB Fam ---------------- Wiping Your Nose: It ain't no different than pickin' jam from your toes; Use the back of your hand, and start wiping your nose. -- Captain Sagegrouse ---------------- Snoring: If you come stay at my house and it's quiet as a mouse all the sudden you hear roaring it is probably me snoring This here is my poem I made it from my home Please now let me log Signed BTFI and his dog. -- Beentherefoundit ---------------- Solving A Crime: If in a fit of daring do A crooks idea should come to you As you do it just bear in mind The police are after your behind. Also think as Chris Rock do If the cops gotta come for you They probably going to bring along A butt kickin to be layed on strong. -- K7ROG --------------- Making a Wish: Here I set wishing the lottery I could win look at all the money I could spend GPS'S would be flowing you know the rest geocaching I would be going -- kc7ulx -------------- Raising Kids: At raising kids I am a pro, At this you must agree, For when you hear my tale of woe, You'll appreciate my plea, That whether they be friend or foe, The following you will be, forever broke and without dough, My wife, My kids , and Me! -- Kompasnoze ------------- Hitting a Ball: Was hunting this virtual cache this fall, it was near a yard with a boy "hitting a ball" well it was near a yard but there was no boy, but i got it to rhyme after all. -- The Rovers -------------- Laughing: While We were out geocaching, We had to start laughing, cause to get out of our rig, And miss the German Sherperd so big, We needed to go dog evading. -- Jayhawk & Gem ------------- Christmas Eve: Yesterday was 4th of July Tomorrow is Christmas Eve Time goes by so very fast Its hard to know what to believe. -- gbraach ------------- Hammering a Nail: while hammering a nail hit my thumb and kicked a pail -- overherenooverthere ------------- Dinner and a Movie: I went to the movies To see a good flick Turns out the main lady's a man That's just sick When the movie was over I stopped for a bite Also had a few beers, Don't remember the night -- Croyd ----------------- Changing a tire: Oh my I think I am in a real myre, It seems as my Tacoma has popped its tire, I may need to call BTFI or maybe just a wire, Dang where are my kids when I need to change the tire? -- Tacomahunter ------------------ Shaving: yes i have to shave my boss said i misbehave for our rules state i must be clean shavet or else i'll have a beard -- anchorboy ------------------ Stopping Smoking: I threw away my lighters. I threw away my matches. I spent my paycheck, on a box, of Nicoderm patches. My cough is gone. My clothes don't stink. But I sure could use another drink. -- dellingram ------------------- Raking Leaves: Orange, red and gold falling leaves. Wafting, twirling from the trees. Falling down, down, down, Here and there all over town. Time to start raking leaves. Oh No, here comes another breeze. -- Sourdough Jake ------------------- Singing a song: We drove for miles in our little car, Singing songs so we went too far So we sang a few more tunes And to the cache we did zoom. -- wild goose chasers ------------------ Animals: I once had a dog named Taffy She always did make me laughy Then I got my dog, Missy Who I really loved to kissy After Missy came Sheba She has red hair like Reba And last but not least is Yuki Who would really like my cookie -- PG+LT+WD -------------------- Casting a Vote: Here we sit in the election season knowing who to vote for just comes down to reason Just as easy as I write this note get off your lazy bum, get out and cast your VOTE! -- Cpt Mike -------------------- Baseball: Finally here is the baseball season For beer and TV there is no better reason As a Mariners fan I say with no fear Oh well, again there's always next year. -- boomhwr653 -------------------- #99: We've all had it happen, We've turned the air blue. Is it a frownie? Or just deja vu? The arrow points one way, Cache buddy another. Which way do we go? This way or the tother? I know its a Garmin, It says its a legend, But it don't know its head, From what we'll call the other end!! -- Toojin & Bart ------------------------- Counting Sheep: Here I lay counting sheep, I am trying hard to get some sleep. The sun is coming up, The moon is going down. And all I can do, is lay here and frown. -- logscaler ----------------------- Taking a Picture: What a clever lil hide we found on our geocaching drive A spider we have fought in finding what we sought We thought of taking her picture but of this idea she wasn't sure the number we couldn't find but were hoping you don't mind -- Geo King and Mamma Cache ----------------------- GETTING A TICKET: With GPS in hand and caching on my mind, I set out to find a few, and hoping to unwind. With foot heavy on the throttle, and the phone to my ear, I didn't notice lights a flashing in the mirror. The copper was a "STATER", in Oregon to boot, With hand on his gun, I stated, "Dont shoot!" He didn't find me funny, and this I had no doubt, what in his lil book, what he was writing about. He handed me the ticket, and said with a grin, "If you don't slow down son, I will see YOU again. I politely nodded "Good Day",and slowly drove away wanting to get back on task without further delay. The Garmin pointed to a hill, that I was suppose to scale, I looked around and couldn't find a path, a road or trail. I climbed for an hour, and exhausted, reached the crown, The cache I was a huntin, I finally had found. The 100 dollar bill inside, for which I was a hopin had been takin by someone else, and really left me mopin. I dug around in the cache, pulled out a toy cricket. Reached into my pocket, and Left(You guessed it) THE TICKET. -- Skeeter and Ridgerunner ------------------------- MOMS AND DADS: Moms and Dads See lots of fads From barbie dolls to bell bottom jeans In keeping with the groovy times They make an awesome team. They're there for you in good times and bad and even when you make them mad. So here's to all Moms and Dads thanks for your teamwork thanks for your love and thanks for putting up with all the above. -- LoriDarlin ------------------------ Sneezing: When I feel a nose tickle I don't get in a pickle I just say "a-choo" and then hear "God Bless You!" -- TJAE ------------------------- Frisbees: There was a young lad, his name was Brad, that often was sad, Because he lived in Bisbee, where often it was to hot to play frizbee. -- n7viv and DB --------------------------- Dieing: Here I lay in my bed with thought of Geo Caching running through my head. Wondering did I find them all. Before my final curtain call. Now its time to give up trying as I lay here dieing. -- Morigue ------------------------ Looking at the stars: What if there were no stars above? How would we dream? How would we love? We'd spend our nights just looking down, Our lives so dull, our spirits bound. -- Lady Isabo --------------------------- An Apple a Day: they say eating an apple a day keeps the doctor away but who are they anyway? -- rdselves ---------------------------- GOLF: Come rain or shine, I want to hit that ball of mine. Come sleet or snow, I don't know where it may go. That little white ball of mine, I might not be able to find -- pksaucer ---------------------------------- Peace and Quite: I have a Travel Bug named Jet He loves to go caching , even if wet But if it's Peace and Quite you want Going with Jet wouldn't be a good bet. -- idtimberwolf ---------------------------------- Changing a lite bulb: Changing a lite bulb thats what I do. If you need one changed. I can do it for you. -- good_trouble ---------------------------------- Love: Love is sometimes like a lizard. It wraps it's tail around your heart, And nibbles at your gizzard. -- mcbrideboys ----------------------------------- Colors: A green little man On a green little day Mixed some green little chemicals In a green little way. The green little grasses Now tenderly wave O'er the green little man's Green little grave. -- wildbird2 ---------------------------------------- Favorite Hobby: Geocaching can be dangerous. Especially when a quick cache and dash. Turns into a quick cache and smash. Bugs and slugs and all kinds of fun. So now we can say we are done. Until the next fun run. -- joannebridge ----------------------------------- Answering the phone: Hello, are you there? No sound, anywhere. Must be a telemarketer. I can't talk right now, I'm in my underwear. -- higleydc ------------------------------------- DRIVING A TRUCK: Driving a truck down south on 95 Just thankful I'm still alive Traffic is heavy,traffic is light There's so many drivers that don't drive right So for all of you that I'm talking too Just bend over....and here's my shoe -- MJSPARTY --------------------------------- Train Travel: The whistle of a passing train never fails to stir my body and soul. I remember with fondness every one of my times aboard no matter where we were going. Alas these days train travel is rare and I search for satisfaction in the sound of passing freights. The steel rail still calls to my heart to climb aboard. Very little rail travel is what I am now knowing. -- Shebear & Storminn -----------------------------------