RHYME TIME #6 - American Fork, UT ============================================= Bad Weather: Today as I arose, Snow was falling form the sky, So I dawned the winter clothes, As there on the horizon was blue sky. To go caching in the snow, Who's to say you can't cache in the snow. So come rain, sleat, wind, or snow, As many of you know, It doesn't bother me to cache in the SNOW! Geocachers are a different breed, Like the Postman, Through rain, wind, or snow, Give Heed, I'm a crazy man, that won't be stopped by snow! -- PeanutsParents ----------------------------------------- Singing a Song: Singing a song You can't go wrong. Makes you feel happy and perhaps a little sappy. -- Thibious -------------------------------------- Changing a tire: This week Mom went to the school Twas there that our tire got flat Oh, man that weather was cool So on the cold street Dad sat. -- arbonboy ---------------------------------------- Raising Kids: Raising Kids we know something about We have two girls that like to shout They bicker and fight all of the day And do as they want, no matter what we say! Possessions that you have, no matter how nice They will destroy, no matter the price! They never will eat what you put on the table And slop food around like they are fed from a stable We love our two daughters, known that should be But if you think we want more, You are out of you tree!! -- GR8GPN --------------------------------------- Finding a Cache: Finding a Cache is THE ultimate of goals, It consumes our time and even our souls, It's an addiction of sorts; one we'll privately admit, But accuse us in public and we'll throw a big fit! We spend all of our money on the next Techno toy, To hasten the process and bring us more joy, We'll trade groceries for gasoline to lengthen the search, We'll take of work early; we'll even miss church, To partake in this hobby that is running our lives, It's a family affair; husbands, children and wives, We find ammos and micros and nanos alike, We'll chase them on foot; we'll even ride bikes, We'll trek through forests and rivers and sand, Through mud and through weeds and through sticker-bush land, To find that next cache on an ever lengthening list, With a PDA in our hands and a GPS on our wrist. -- The_Simpsons ----------------------------------- Monsters: Some monsters are large Some monsters are small But my 3 monsters Are the best of them all. -- LibertyN8 ----------------------------------- Mailing a Letter: What a day to mail a letter. don't think it could be much better. The postage has gone up a cent or two. stood in line till my face went blue. The letter is now on the way. I hope it gets there in a day. Next time I think the best thing to do is to Email it and and save time, stamp and glue -- GONEPOSTAL ----------------------------------- Vote: I didnt know what pick, so after a moment I used my leaded stick, and wrote my name on vote, I figured with vote I could just wright note. -- caverspencer ------------------------------------ Rhyme - Shymwe: Driving with a hammer Is what I should be doing The honey-do projects are gathering dust while the good wife and I explore Utah one cache at a time Grateful that we have both figured out That taking life easy is much more fun than being driven to keep up with the Joneses. -- Shaker-slc ------------------------------------- UNTITLED: The tooth fairy is quite scary not to mention very hairy likes to eat small kids and berries and lives on a riverboat ferry. -- Dorkteam6 --------------------------------------- Untitled: There once was a man from Qatar Who was singing and playing guitar He wrote a song for a Russian Or maybe a Prussian A song fit for a czar -- scubadog -------------------------------------- Untitled: This morning was lightning, At noon my dogs were fighting, UFOs would give us no sighting, but our smoking boss kept on LIGHTING! -- Reed Mapper ----------------------------------------- Untitled: The lamp lighter were busy at their trade Keeping all of us safe, driving the darkness away. For every post that they were LIGHTING The wicks were trimmed the path was made Now we can see, can see the way. Only down side to this was that the bugs were BITING. -- TellFamily ------------------------------------------ Untitled: When I go to the store, I get what I need, nothing more. I'm not really into shopping, I guess geocaching's my thing. -- Garmon -------------------------------------- Homework: Doing homework really sucks I wish my parents would pay me bucks But if you do it consistently You will make more money than me. -- hobbycache -------------------------------------- Moms and Dads: Moms and dads, they are in charge - We rebel but because they're large They always win and make us work... Oh well, I guess it doesn't hurt. -- hobbycachegirl ------------------------------------------ Mowing the Lawn: I'm out caching, Yes I'm gone. I left my wife Mowing the lawn. -- rockmanesq ------------------------------------------ Solving a Crime: Solving a crime is a bit of a game you see One has to separate the facts from the baloney Stack the facts against the one who committed the crime & soon you'll wave 'Bye-bye' as they head off to do their time -- mooseman70 ----------------------------------------- Planting a Garden: Tepin's are known to be hot Eating them brings on the snot From out of your nose And they warm up your toes Tepin's grow well in a pot I have a few plants in my yard growing them isn't that hard These small peppers are round but their heat can pound Put a few plants in your yard! -- Chili_Tepin --------------------------------------- Making popcorn: Making popcorn smells so great, making popcorn I can't wait. The bowl is full and buttered just right, now if the kids will stay gone all night. The chair is waiting the T.V.s set. an ice cold beer is all thats yet. When running through the door my 3 kids crash, Dad made popcorn, they had bowls in a flash. When each one helped theirselves, and found their own place, I looked in the bowl they had left me a taste. -- lst2ltdwn ----------------------------------------- Hula Hoops: Round and round it goes Where it stops, everybody knows: On the ground, near your toes. Hula Hoops- a few highs, but mostly lows. -- luvsaparty ------------------------------------- BASEBALL: Roses are Red, Violets are Blue; Baseball's the funnest, When it's not all about you. -- Fire Elemental ------------------------------------------ Untitled: An apple a day is like a light of ray -- spudgirl ------------------------------------------ Raking leaves...: I find that leaves are fun to rake, But I would rather eat some cake. Though when the eating time I leave, It's back to rake each fallen leaf. -- TThurston ------------------------------------------ Telling a joke: I'm just a simple bloke. I like to geocache and I like Diet Coke. For this particular cache I must write a poem about telling a joke. Oh my, I do believe I'm going to choke. -- jaxdman ---------------------------------------- Untitled: Isn't it funny, Some people live, just to spend money. So to answer the call, it's off to the mall. And there spend the money that's not so funny. -- Cold Water Richard ------------------------------------------ Untitled: We came and we looked In the weeds that were cooked By the sun of the summer Not finding is a bummer -- Smokey the Blair ------------------------------------------- Drinking a Soda: Drinking a soda is fun to do We'll get one for me. We'll get on for you. We'll slurp it, and burp it And when we are through We'll geocache together onboard a canoe. -- Smokey the Blair --------------------------------------------- Sleeping: At the end of the day When I'm all done with Play I lay down in my bed and rest my poor head. -- mclund -------------------------------------------- Untitled: WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHO YOU ARE BE YOU NEAR OR BE YOU FAR JUST KEEP WISHING ON THAT STAR -- M&M Madness ------------------------------------------ Riding a train: My grandson Braxton likes things plain like riding a train or watching a plane -- tweet ------------------------------------------ Washing a car: Our days were spent washing a car Dreaming of traveling near and far Now things in our life has changed We are not just wishing We travel through geocaching -- Mom the Cook & cashnhubby ---------------------------------------- CATCHING A COLD: Catching a cold, is not fun to do, you feel so bad, and miserable too, you wipe your nose, and cough real hard, your use enough tissue, to stretch for yards, so you take some medicine, and lay right down, and in due time, your up and around !! -- 4-B's ----------------------------------------- The Ball: It was while watching the game with the ball the boys play. In the fall the leave and flags fly by wind and play. Go around the iron wall to find the surprise, to find a flag at the site. All while the boys played with the ball in the fall. -- dcbear ----------------------------------------- Untitled: Driving down the freeway, Start to hear a ring, Searching through my pockets, Cannot find the thing. I fumble for the cell phone, Causes my hand to slip, My wife's on the other end Wishing me a safe trip. -- theGeoFunks ------------------------------------ Untitled: A blue little man On a blue little day Mixed some blue little chemicals In a blue little way. The blue little grasses Now tenderly wave O'er the blue little man's blue little grave. -- jbj1 -------------------------------------- Untitled: I am Smiling Today is my birthday I am caching Today -- nyjfan ------------------------------------ Untitled: There was a lady named Heather who liked to spend money in bad weather She comes from Tacoma , thats where you can find her homa so thanks to the rain saving money was a pain. -- justjustin --------------------------------------- Untitled: Exercising is fun to do if caching is a like for you Otherwise it's boring and I'd rather be snoring On to the next cache with the crew -- gringuito ----------------------------------------- Untitled: There once was a man from breezing, who had a horrible wheezing. He heard of a cure by sniffing pepper for sure And now he just walks around sneezing. -- Filthybeast --------------------------------------- Untitled: On a hot summer day stuck in traffic, the guy behind me was getting quite graffic. So I punched on the gas & everyone I did pass, then my car it did blow a big gasket. -- Big D 24 ------------------------------------------- Untitled: I remember back in the thicket that my sister was getting a ticket and then I noticed a picket Oboy its my turn to licket. -- Cheaters24 and Smalls ------------------------------------------ Untitled: I got Startled While trying to putt hit it to hard hit squirrel in the butt he grabbed my ball and ran up a pole now I quess i'll never get my ball in that hole -- Iceman628 ----------------------------------------- Untitled: Earning a living is good and I do it like I should but caching is funner work is a bunner -- nature buffs ---------------------------------------- Untitled: i am making a list gonna be checking it twice gonna see how many caches i can find tonight if i am lucky. -- jzuff098 ----------------------------------------- Untitled: Skiing Snowbird today, When we saw the GREAT WEATHER. Then geocaching after, it just doesn't get better. -- w/ my dog ---------------------------------------- PARENTS: STOPPED INTO A CHURCH I PASSED ALONG THE WAY I SAT DOWN ON A PEW AND I BEGAN TO PRAY I WOULD BE SAFE AN WARM IF I WAS IN L. A. BUT I'M GEOCACHING IN AMERICAN FORK ON THIS SNOWY WINTER DAY. -- uttrout -----------------------------------------